What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".
If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.
by QuacksO April 4, 2022
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