rejectapon

Rejectapons are the daily deals you delete from your inbox every morning. They are the ones that you, and likely your friends, would never purchase, therefore defying the nature of the "group" buying.

A daily deal that offers soul to soul introductions, which customers can redeem over the phone is a rejectapon.

by gooddeal October 20, 2011

sir-rejection

Refusing to being called sir because you don't think your better than others.

While the trucker was being hassled by a cop that sarcastically addressed him as sir, the offended driver invoked sir-rejection and said, "Don't call ME sir, I work for a living."

by jpg3 April 12, 2014

Rejectionism

1. The belief that you should reject anything proposed by another political party or group, no matter what it is or how it might benefit others.

2. A kneejerk reaction to anything that isn't "ideologically pure."

3. The attitude that you can honestly reject an idea even if you don't what it is -- or that you can reject a proposal without even reading it -- simply based on its origin.

Melvin is a perfect example of Rejectionism. He condemned the latest health care plan before it was even released -- in fact, before it was even written.

by Peter Kobs August 4, 2009

rejection

Is trying hard to be accepted by people who think they are better than you. They string you along because they enjoy your attention. They want to be noticed just for their looks and they think everyone wants to be with them. You exhaust yourself trying to impress them. You take small rejections from them for awhile because you still want to dream about them. But eventually you will learn you are a worthless piece of shit around them and they are fake anyway. Finally after rejection hits you square in the face finally you want to avoid this person at all costs. You go through crying spells and depression. Then you start to accept how beautiful you are and go back to living your life in a way that only makes you happy.

I felt the literal pain of rejection right over my heart when I seen my crush, Will leaving me out of our company group picture. He didn't miss a beat because I am nothing to him.

by maggie0285 October 18, 2014

Rejection Hotline

A fake number you give to someone when you don't want them to know your real number, especially if they want to go out with you. This is a joke that, while being very cruel, can also be quite amusing.

When I called up 305-241-003, I got this message: "Hello, this is in not the person you were trying to reach. You have reached the Rejection Hotline! The person who gave you this number did not want you to have their real number. I know this sucks, but don't be too devastated. So, why were you given the Rejection Hotline number? Maybe you're just not this person's type. Note: This could mean short, fat, ugly, dumb, annoying, arrogant or just a general loser. Maybe you suffer from bad breath, body odor, or a nasty combination of the two. Maybe you just gave off that creepy overbearing, psycho-stalker vibe. Maybe the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns. Regardless of the reasons, please take the hint. Accept the fact you were rejected, then get over it. And please, do your best to forget about the person who gave you this number, because trust us, they have already forgotten about you."

by Dib's Sister Gaz May 18, 2004

Rejection Day

February 13th. February 14th, or Valentine's Day, is of course the perfect day for everyone with a sweetheart. So the day before is basically the day people make a last ditch effort to start scrambling for a rebound or when desperate a butterface but end up getting turned down by the same chicks who believe they deserve better but don't have shit, not fucking shit, not motherfucking shit to offer back. You don't win on Rejection Day.

Kyle: Everyone's talking about how great tomorrow's gonna be because they get to spend it doing romantic stuff like cuddling and watching movies and eating candlelit dinner. Maybe I'll go find a girl so I don't feel left out.

Jake: Dude, you'll end up with some chick that just broke up with another guy or a girl with the best body with a horrible face, besides either way you'll get turned down. You can't win.

Kyle: Just watch me. *goes to a bar and sees some random blonde* Hey, you look gorgeous. Maybe we could hook up?

Random Blonde: I just broke up with some douchebag, I'm not ready for another relationship because I feel like I deserve better than a guy who brought me roses and chocolate while I was in the hospital after surgery, leaving him to pay all the bills and cook dinner.

Kyle: Oh... Right. Take care. *walks away and sees a chick from behind, noting her beautiful body* Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice...*girl turns around, revealing the most inhuman face known to man* ...OH GOD. *temporary blindness from her ugly face*

Butterface Girl: Hi, I'm Stacy. If you're looking for me to be your girlfriend I'm sorry, but no.

Kyle: I'm just gonna go curl up and cry now. *goes back to Jake*

Jake: What did I tell you? You can never win on Rejection Day.

Kyle: *sobs* DAMN YOU, Rejection Day!

by TwoKings March 1, 2014

rejection

What my love life currently consists of

She rejected me, and she did, oh and she did as well

by Rock DJ January 15, 2005