reflection erection

when a man is so vain or obsessed with himself that he sees himself nude in the mirror and the reflected image appears with a visible erection

Dude, bro, I'm looking so good in the mirror I've got a reflection erection.

reflection erection by peg'sbonbon June 9, 2014

rejection erection 

When you rejected by a hot girl and a few seconds later you get an erection thinking about the hot sex you would of had with her.

Guy: "Will you go out with me?"
Girl: "No."
Guy: "Awh Shucks...*rejection erection*

rejection erection by jillyjank September 5, 2010

Relection Erection 

When someone gets relected into the office and gets a boner a the same time.

When bush swore in the office he turned around and got a relection erection.

Relection Erection by Arocka7 April 3, 2009

erection deflection 

The state of matter in which you are called up to the board in class with an erection. In a last ditch effort to deflect that which is erect you offer a means of distraction, such as a brick through a window or a pair of inflatable fake boobs.

I was able to pull of the erection deflection in my english class.

erection deflection by Whimbo February 7, 2006

Erection Rejection Selection 

A set of mental images used by a member of the male sex to lose an erection that appears at an inappropriate or awkward time.

Oh no! A boner right before my Biology presentation? Time to employ my erection rejection selection!

Erection Rejection Selection by Beast_modez November 7, 2009

erection rejection 

1) When standing in public with an intentionally huge bulge in your pants so that your girl (or any girl) can plainly see your state of excitement, and such girl(s) ignore you.

2) When dirty dancing with your girlfriend and you rub your big ol doinker against her leg (or any other body part) and she is turned off (not attracted to) your ovations.

Man, I really had blueballs the other day after Jen gave me erection rejection.

erection rejection by Frank Klaune October 20, 2004

Erection Deflection 

When something or someone causes you to lose your pleasure or ruins your enjoyment. Going from happy or laughing to immediately sad or depressed.

The teacher's homework was a total erection deflection. Taylor has been a real erection deflection lately. Enos, why are you such an erection deflection? Oh man your girlfriend is cheating on you, what an erection deflection.

Erection Deflection by Bdon "BBFF" February 4, 2010