erection redirection 

Term referring to a change in the target of pursuit for a (hopefully) single man. Usually occurs when a new more attractive female is found.

"Jeremy never showed up to his wedding?!"
"Yeah, he had one hell of erection redirection."

erection redirection by Jake LE February 21, 2008

Nostril Air Redirection 

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.

Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.

Nostril Air Redirection by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022

Reverection 

adj., Reverect
n., Reverection
tr.v., Reverect-ing/ed

1. Reverse of a hard-on
2. When the sight of a disgustingly ugly piece of ass makes your dick want to curl back inwards in fear of its master whipping it out and taking it near that disgusting, ugly vajayjay.

Dude, I dunno how he gets with her, she gives me a REVERECTION.

Reverection by Rev. Erict June 5, 2009

Rerection 

The second erection following that first easy one that finished before you even started.

I'm so sorry. This usually doesn't happen... honestly. Hold on, I'll have my rerection any minute.

Rerection by HummerND February 16, 2009

retireation 

Retireation is the process of retiring and being on full time vacation.

I’m in retireation since my company gave me the golden handshake!

I’m in retireation mode since my company gave me the golden handshake!

Life is better under the Sun when you are in retireation.

retireation by PKMoore June 17, 2019

Reerection 

The ressurection of the erection.

John: Dude, I just saw pictures of Barbara Streisand and totally lost my boner. Then I looked up pictures of Cheryl Cole just to get it up again!
Dave: Yeah, I've had that. That's called a reerection!

Reerection by WoodyWoodWood October 18, 2010

reserection

Reserection (or res-erection), when you save an erection that had softened from unpleasant thoughts by looking at or thinking about something stimulating again.

My mate: Oi, did you fuck 'er last night?
Me: Fuck yeah mate, but I had to do a bit of a reserection. 'Accidentally glanced over at 'er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bloody wetsuit.
My mate: How'd you save it, mate?
Me: Looking next to 'er mum & looking at 'er in the wetsuit.
My mate: Fuckin' nice save, mate.

reserection by Killossal March 18, 2017