The exact opposite of blueballs. A rather fantastic condition contracted when getting a great amount of tang. The result of all this pounding causes the testicles to turn red after slapping against the female's rectum countless times over a short period.

me: man my testes ache.
friend: Blueballs?
me: nah, Redballs. i've been rockin an inordinate amount of gina lately.

redballs by Chrish24 December 19, 2008

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red balls

A skit on the popular Chapelle's show

"Cocane in a can, baby!"
"Red Balls! It gives you wings!"

Allows drug heads to do amazing things, such as run through brick walls or picking up a city bus to reach for a dime.

"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! A crackhead is lifting the bus! must be red balls!"

red balls by U-diddy November 18, 2004

Red Balls

Cocaine in a can baby!

Cocaine is an incredible drug.

Red Balls by lenox February 19, 2004

red balls

1. Cocaine in a can as seen on Chappelle's Show.

2. Red Bull + Bawls. A great combonation loaded with caffeine.

1. Red Balls Got Me!

2. Man I drank some Red Balls/Bawls and I couldn't fall asleep until 7a.m.

red balls by Rezuke February 25, 2005

Redball

When senior management throwing large number of resources and funds to resolve a sensitive issue. Often seen in conjunction with vague orders from management to "just fix it." Widely used in the works by author David Simon in his dealings with the Baltimore Homicide unit.

When a tourist is murdered in Baltimore, it's a "redball" case for Homicide

Redball by hepcat610 September 2, 2009

red balls

Unlike blue balls, red balls occur strictly BECAUSE one is engaging in sexual intercourse. Most often the result of going balls deep in a menstruating woman. If this occurs during a non-menstrual cycle, stop having sex with little girls and/or seek medical help immediately.

Yo, son! Last night I was banging this chick, but she didn't tell me it was shark week. I woke up and I had red balls. Damn, I should have been on the discovery channel.

red balls by Dr, Balls, Esq. July 30, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026