Redballed

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More frustrating than blueballs; When someone is denied intercourse due to a woman's menstrual cycle.

Dave: How'd it go with that chick?

Jason: Not so good

Dave: She a tease?

Jason: Not exactly..I got redballed...

Redballed by Whitey McRosenski April 2, 2011

Words you can keep

redbacked

When you are fucking her doggie style, get a nose bleed and pour blood onto her back.

The air here is so dry I redbacked this whore while pounding her from behind. Oops!

redbacked by Bizz Jizz September 4, 2016

Related Words

Redballed • redballer • "Redball" Soon • rebilled • rebolledo • Recalled • redbacked • Redbullen • redbullied • repalled

Redbullen

When you stay up all night and day by using red bull. Usually resorts in crazy actions, fast talking, and not being able to focus. Also the person that is Redbullen usually says red bull and Redbullen in extreme amounts

Person 1: Did you hear that Henry is Redbullen today?
Person 2: No way?
Person 1: Yeah man hes crazy
Henry from a distance: Redbullen!!!
Person 1 and 2: Omg

Redbullen by Tmart95 November 10, 2011

Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor

A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)

John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.

Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor by Gigabased September 24, 2021

royballed

When you get way more intoxicated then you intended and stay up until the sun comes up.

I went out for ONE drink, but I ended up getting royballed

royballed by SarMar January 27, 2014

Redballs

Occurs when your girl smacks the goofy out of you sack.

Person 1: Yo, did your girl blueball you last night?
Person 2: No, worse. She hit me with the redballs and slapped the mess outta me.

Redballs by GnugGnug June 15, 2018

Redball

When senior management throwing large number of resources and funds to resolve a sensitive issue. Often seen in conjunction with vague orders from management to "just fix it." Widely used in the works by author David Simon in his dealings with the Baltimore Homicide unit.

When a tourist is murdered in Baltimore, it's a "redball" case for Homicide

Redball by hepcat610 September 2, 2009

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026