Redballed

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More frustrating than blueballs; When someone is denied intercourse due to a woman's menstrual cycle.

Dave: How'd it go with that chick?

Jason: Not so good

Dave: She a tease?

Jason: Not exactly..I got redballed...

Redballed by Whitey McRosenski April 2, 2011

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redbacked

When you are fucking her doggie style, get a nose bleed and pour blood onto her back.

The air here is so dry I redbacked this whore while pounding her from behind. Oops!

redbacked by Bizz Jizz September 4, 2016

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Redballed • redballer • "Redball" Soon • rebilled • rebolledo • Recalled • redbacked • Redbullen • redbullied • repalled

Redbullen

When you stay up all night and day by using red bull. Usually resorts in crazy actions, fast talking, and not being able to focus. Also the person that is Redbullen usually says red bull and Redbullen in extreme amounts

Person 1: Did you hear that Henry is Redbullen today?
Person 2: No way?
Person 1: Yeah man hes crazy
Henry from a distance: Redbullen!!!
Person 1 and 2: Omg

Redbullen by Tmart95 November 10, 2011

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Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor

A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)

John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.

Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor by Gigabased September 24, 2021

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royballed

When you get way more intoxicated then you intended and stay up until the sun comes up.

I went out for ONE drink, but I ended up getting royballed

royballed by SarMar January 27, 2014

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Redballs

Occurs when your girl smacks the goofy out of you sack.

Person 1: Yo, did your girl blueball you last night?
Person 2: No, worse. She hit me with the redballs and slapped the mess outta me.

Redballs by GnugGnug June 15, 2018

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Redball

When senior management throwing large number of resources and funds to resolve a sensitive issue. Often seen in conjunction with vague orders from management to "just fix it." Widely used in the works by author David Simon in his dealings with the Baltimore Homicide unit.

When a tourist is murdered in Baltimore, it's a "redball" case for Homicide

Redball by hepcat610 September 2, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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