recund

An event in which raccoons harvest your organs

My friend barely survived a recund last night

by Chemosworstnightmare September 12, 2019

8 cent refund

When you get ripped off at a store and then you go back and damage or rob the property.

Tim: " Bro, Taco Bell forgot to put my nachos in the bag!"
Johnny: "F#@& that, you need to go get an 8 cent refund. Here take my gun."

by Junotwenty2 October 2, 2020

Russian refund

Paying more money trading in something to get something else instead of getting your money back for the thing you have.

When Wargaming wanted to rebalance old tanks, they decided to give us a russian refund instead of giving us our money back.

by Eltwinkinator June 12, 2018

Rubberband Refund

A tax refund from H & R Block, where one pays the penalty
fees and forgoes the full amount of their tax refund in exchange for an
instaneous pile of cash.

Dwayne got hisself a rubberband refund cause he couldn't wait no 2-10 weeks,
by then Lobsterfest be over!

by ktlr February 18, 2009

redundonym

The improper use of an acronym, whereby the last term is repeated in its full form for some unknown reason.

Person 1: Is there an ATM machine around? I have a new PIN number I want to try out.

Person 2: Nice redundonym, jerk. I think there is an Automatic Teller Machine Machine around the corner. Hope the new Personal Identification Number Number works.

by jrs1 December 19, 2010

google refund

a feeling of dismay upon finding one's supposed neologism on a google search.

I thought I coined the phrase, "Retardo Montalban," but got served a google refund when it showed up with 1600 hits.

by Craig Bz January 11, 2008

refund gap

The excessively wide space between a woman's breasts, indicating a poorly executed breast enlargement procedure. Ideal breast cleavage is minimal, so any woman showing off a pair of huge, spherical, gravity-defying boobs that have an inch or more of space between them arguably deserves a refund from her plastic surgeon.

That cougar was totally hitting on me, but I was too weirded out by her refund gap to take her seriously.

by Hesby April 7, 2008