A realhead is an individual who is aware of the facts of the discussion. They know what happened and they know what's going on. They see through lies with the logic of a Vulcan. Ergo they know what the fuck is up and they are down with the real shit.
Realheads will remember that Octavian's adoptive father Julius Caesar had received the same honour [of having his body declared sacrosanct under Roman law and Roman religion as if he were a Tribune of the Plebs.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'