reading Harry Potter

NZ School boy slang for masterbation

Bill's mum caught him "reading Harry Potter", in the shower.

by Jeremy Thomson September 24, 2007

Reading Harry Potter

Code phrase for smoking pot. Used when around uptight parents and other authority figures.

Kid #1: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Kid #2: Oh I'll be reading Harry Potter.
Kid #1: Niiiice.

by emily&emma January 12, 2010

Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

by fateshurly January 30, 2021