re-bigulator 

1. Mythical invention of the Simpson's profesor Fink.
2. Any non-existant machine that would preform an impossible task.

You stupid herb, you can't be two places at once, to do so would require some sort of re-bigulator.

re-bigulator by Miguel February 17, 2004

Rebigulator 

A device that restores a target item to it's original size or, theoretically, increase its size.

Make you big again? That would take some kind of rebigulator!

Rebigulator by Zahl March 15, 2011