ratzi

1. A nazi.
2. Pet name for Pope Benedict XVI; born Joseph Ratzinger who attended the Hitler Youth as a child.

1. "Come on Bucky keep swingin'. These yella' ratzi goons all haf' glass jaws!"
2. Did'cha hear? Papa Ratzi rehabilitated a bishop who denied the holocaust!

by The Amazing AO February 19, 2009

ratzi

a cool word to call the paparazzi

dude 1: look there’s harry styles!

dude 2: he’s being swarmed by the ratzi for real

by big big BIG ass September 11, 2020

Papa Ratzi

Pseudo-affectionate name of new Pope Benedict XVI, whose given surname, Ratzinger, was cleverly clipped and added to "papa," Italian for "pope," perhaps to suggest the celebrity-seeking, camera-clutching "paparazzi" of the last fifty years.

Can you believe that the conclave of cardinals at the Vatican elected Joseph Ratzinger to be the next pope? I wonder if Papa Ratzi knows that his new nickname means "annoying flies" in Italian.

by Lingrad April 21, 2005

Breakfast Ratio

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.

Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.

by alberge November 22, 2013

The Shit/Shower ratio

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

Radzing

The practice of taking months off work with "stress", returning for a day or two just before half-pay kicks in, then going back on the sick. Formerly known as Clarking this practice has been honed to a fine art by certain civil servants.

Newton: Haven't seen Felders for a while.

Hovis: I know. The yellow-haired twat is Radzing again.

by Unnatural England June 25, 2009

ratio

When a reply on twitter gets more likes than the tweet it replied to

ice cold ratio g 🥶

by utd239 September 11, 2020