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Ranch Dressing 

Slang term for "Cum"
"I poured some ranch dressing all over my girls salad lastnight."
Ranch Dressing by Treble June 16, 2003

Ranch Dressing 

Heather hadn't gotten laid in a while, so she decide to indulge in a little ranch dressing.
Ranch Dressing by CondimentChick April 20, 2009

ranch dressing 

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)
melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc
ranch dressing by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Ranch Dressing 

When a man emmits his semen on a girls face after sexual intercourse then licks it off her face while they continue intercourse/kissing!
Last night, i gave my girlfriend some ranch dressing for her salad i "tossed".

ranch dressing 

1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.
"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?"
"I think he got a little happy?!"
ranch dressing by braceface:) February 6, 2009

Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley 

Another word for creampie. Heard it from Very Bad Jojokes on Youtube.
She got Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley.
Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley is what she got.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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