ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)

melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

ranch dressing

1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.

"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?"
"I think he got a little happy?!"

by braceface:) February 6, 2009

Ranch dressing

Makes salad worth eating

I love salad... Salad smothered in ranch dressing

by BillB8s December 24, 2013

Ranch Dressing

Slang term for "Cum"

"I poured some ranch dressing all over my girls salad lastnight."

by Treble June 16, 2003

Ranch Dressing

Masturbation done by a female.

Heather hadn't gotten laid in a while, so she decide to indulge in a little ranch dressing.

by CondimentChick April 20, 2009

Ranch Dressing

When a man emmits his semen on a girls face after sexual intercourse then licks it off her face while they continue intercourse/kissing!

Last night, i gave my girlfriend some ranch dressing for her salad i "tossed".

by yorolandabith May 25, 2011

Egyptian Ranch Dressing

When a group of guys ranch on your face and then shove your head in the sand, making for a creamy, gritty facial.

I was out with the guys and they got Egyptian Ranch Dressing all over my face.

by RanchMaster May 15, 2023