A fecal explosion created by spasming muscles after a combination of anal sex and analpunching.
I just couldn't control it, he reamed me hard then punched my ass. I crapped all over him! He said his friends call it "The Radermacher" (Rod-a-mach-er)
Jacob is the kind of guy everyone thinks is shy. Its not until you get to know him that you realize how wonderful he is. You get attached, he treats you right. And when he breaks your heart, you fall apart. If you break his, you will quickly realize how much you screwed up. He's amazing. You love him. He's amazingly perfect...gorgeous, smart, sporty times 10, and a heart of gold. Never give up a chance to get to know him. If you got him, your the lucky one.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.