"Rachael Ray" is a slang term describing a woman with artificial, unabashed perkiness, an annoying voice and disproportionate physical attributes that, though unattractive in and of themselves, combine with the other factors in an unholy fashion to evoke the desire to bang her brains out anyway.
Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".
Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".
1) "Dude, I saw you out with that snotty bitch from work last night."
"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."
2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."
"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."
"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."
2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."
"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."
by Mr. Staypuf November 17, 2009
nounSomeone who you wouldn't expect to cook something, but then cooks something!
verbThe action of attempting to cook something that is out of your league.
verbThe action of attempting to cook something that is out of your league.
Mother: heres your dinner mikey
Mikey: Mom what is this, you dont know how to make this. Quit Rachael raying.
Dylan: Where's my pbj?
Mike: Hold on im trying to cut it in circles to make it look more appetizing.
Dylan: Dude who are you kidding your not Rachael Ray.
Mikey: Mom what is this, you dont know how to make this. Quit Rachael raying.
Dylan: Where's my pbj?
Mike: Hold on im trying to cut it in circles to make it look more appetizing.
Dylan: Dude who are you kidding your not Rachael Ray.
by Kevin Oakes March 11, 2008
Billy: Who's that dumb bitch?
Janet: Oh, you mean that crazy skank on the boob tube that's slathering herself in E.V.O.O. and acting like a imbecile?
Billy: Yeah.
Janet: That's Rachael Ray.
Billy: Oh.
Janet: Oh, you mean that crazy skank on the boob tube that's slathering herself in E.V.O.O. and acting like a imbecile?
Billy: Yeah.
Janet: That's Rachael Ray.
Billy: Oh.
by Pissant Fuckwad April 24, 2010
"That Rachel Ray chick is getting fat!"
"Rachael Ray makes some devine meals bitch! You would be fat too if you could cook like that!"
"Rachael Ray makes some devine meals bitch! You would be fat too if you could cook like that!"
by Deftones Est1988 December 15, 2006
Rachael Ray is an American television personality, businesswoman, celebrity cook and author according to Wikipedia.
Rachael Ray reminds me of my Health teacher.
by Twight0931 February 13, 2017
by hp12345 July 30, 2007
The Rachael Ray Show is an American television talk show hosted by Rachael Ray that aired in syndication from September 18, 2006 to May 24, 2023. It was taped at Chelsea Television Studios in New York City and her home. In March 2023, it was confirmed that the 17th season would be its last.
by Wendysfg May 25, 2023