Rød 

Rød means king, or alpha. With this as your last name, you are born to be great.

Example: "My last name is Rød"

Rød by Alpha!! March 15, 2021

Rød Torkild 

A Rød (Red) Torkild, is when you get a finger shoved up your buttcrack. The origins story is that a Danish male named Torkild, once got a finger showed up his buttcrack so hard so he started bleeding. You usually gives a Rød Torkild to someone who annoys you.

Man1: "that guy is such a douchebag"
Man2: "lets go give him a Rød Torkild"

Rød Torkild by 8BitZane February 20, 2015

rød grød med fløde

some people would say that it is a danish dessert but guess what assholes its not its a a word to call that dumb pick me girl who is stupid af

ur just a real rød grød med fløde bitch

rød grød med fløde by Whyamiborn March 16, 2022

Rød grød med fløde

A word danish people use to make American tourist sound stupid, because they simply can't pronounce the "ø".

"Can you say "Rød grød med fløde?" - "Rod groo met flod"

Rød grød med fløde by DanishCookie November 2, 2017

rød grød med fløde

A word english people can't pronounce because they don't have soft d's but hard ones.
"Rød grød med fløde" is a basic danish way of mocking english or non danish speaking folk.
"Rød grød med fløde" is red porrigde with cream.

Robert (a danish man): hey, James say/pronounce "rød grød med fløde".
James: rot gryt met flyte
*Robert dying from laughing*

rød grød med fløde by Odd_future September 25, 2018

rød grød med fløde

the best kind of orgasm you can have

i just gave Julie the old rød grød med fløde

rød grød med fløde by Arix the D October 2, 2017

Rød grød med fløde

A danish saying foreigners can't say

Dane: ''Say rød grød med fløde''
Foreigner: ''roed groad med floeade''

Rød grød med fløde by fatdane January 29, 2019