qwiiff

Noise made when a female gets to excited about playing wii. Often times occompanied by an awkward silence, and/or all males leaving the room.

:Dude did you just hear melissa qwiiff.
:Yeah man im never playing wii with her again

:OMG Julie yesterday i was playing Wii and all the sudden i qwiiffed. Good thing everybody thought Johnny farted. Gah he's such a wiigga

qwiiff by Mastap8 September 28, 2009

qwiffed 

Totally missing something you are aiming for

Trevor passed me the ball but I completely qwiffed it!

qwiffed by Ashley Jayne G. December 8, 2018

Qwiffendor 

Qwiffendor is used as a derogatory word manly used with both genders mostly directed to dick heads

Dick head: your moms gay and your daddy’s lesbian lol
White kid: haha fuck you, you stupid “qwiffendor”

Qwiffendor by The racial word maker March 8, 2018

qwiffy jiffy 

Taking jiffy corn bread putting it in the vigina, then qwef it out

Jen likes to qwiffy jiffy ounce a week.

qwiffy jiffy by Malaos3 March 21, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016