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quiet achiever

a fart that does not make a sound but achieves its purpose, that of leaving its mark on its surroundings in more ways than one
douglas hondo: can you smell that?

heath streak: ahh what do you mean? (looking away gingerly)

douglas hondo: it smells like a gas leak

heath streak: sorry, had chilli con carne for dinner

douglas hondo: they call you the typical relentless quiet achiever
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quiet achiever

One who climaxes without making any noise.
I was with Sherwin last night, and I didn't even realise he came. He's a real quiet achiever.

Quiet Achiever

One who climaxes without making noise.
I was with Sherwin last night, and I didn't even realise he came. He's a real quiet achiever.
Quiet Achiever by Sherwin Lorenzo September 2, 2008
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