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QuickTime 

Awful media player by Apple which is usually installed by people only because they need it to run a .MOV file, Apple's shitty proprietary video format. Constantly freezes or lags out on older computers and laptops, and has the ugliest, most unintuitive GUI ever. Has features that require a paid PRO license which are free in other programs, such as video conversion. Has absolutely no support at all for the Windows version. It leaves behind various malware such as Apple Application Support and Apple Software Update when uninstalled.
If you're planning to install QuickTime, you might as well use Windows Media Player.
QuickTime by rfrsiopgjdog December 16, 2014
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Midnight Quickie 

The act of waking up in the middle of the night with the urge to have a quick wank.
Most of the time when I have a Midnight Quickie , I always forget to clean up, resulting in waking up with a crusty hand.
Midnight Quickie by Freeride Cazza September 10, 2016

Quickie Monster 

A person, usually in a relationship, who really gets off on having lots and lots of quickie sex.

Etym.: Cookie Monster + quickie
"Dave insisted on squeezing in sexy time every morning this week just before the bus came! He just can't control himself, he's like the Quickie Monster!"
When two people have sexual intercourse in a short amount of time
Chad : Hey babe my wife's out of town tonight and the kids are at grandmas guess we can fuck all night!
Kiersten : Sorry It will have to be a Quickie Jake is coming over at 6!
Chad : JAKE! who the hell is Jake?
Kiersten : My new boyfriend and he is so amazing in bed did you know he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : I can't believe your are cheating on me!
Kiersten : CHEATING! Really your the one who's married!
Chad : Suddenly I just feel like a piece of meat to you!
Kiertsten : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Quickie by SlopNChop May 18, 2017

Quicktime 

FUCK YOU QUICKTIME! LET ME EDIT THIS VIDEO!

OH MY GOD I WASTED MY MONEY ON QUICKTIME

THIS IS SHIT! LAUGH OUT LOUD, DON'T EVEN TOUCH MY VIDEOS!

"Did you just download Quicktime?"
"Ya"
"Oh shit... you just ruined your videos."
A term used to describe sexual intercourse that has either lasted a short amount out time, involved absolutely no foreplay, or only one of the participants actually got off.
A husband might say, "Hey babe, wanna have a Quickie?!" And the wife might respond, "Not if you're going to leave me hanging again."
Quickie by Sustaining6 June 12, 2020

geezer quickie 

A kiss between older folks.
Hey sweetheart, letโ€™s have a geezer quickie, shall we?
geezer quickie by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020