quick fire 

When one manages to meet, chat up, take home, pull and return back to your initial social group within approx. one hour

Clare: Wow, that was quick! You were only talking to her a moment a go then "wham, bang, thank you ma'am" and you're back!!!
David: Well, they don't call me "Quick Fire Nozza" for nothing!

quick fire by Jizzle244 September 3, 2011

quick-fire round 

Any sexual act in which ejaculation is achieved within seconds.

"I've been wanting to fuck him for months. I wouldn't have wasted my time if I'd known it was gonna be a bloody quick- fire round"

"Last night, I was so horny from browsing online porn, I had to wake the missus up for a quick-fire round"

"I only had a few minutes to knock one off the wrist before my mum came home. Bit of a quick-fire round"

quick-fire round by MagickDio February 4, 2010

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

haha lol so cool word XDDDDD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. by Stupid Af July 5, 2021

quackfired 

A funny person who probably never fails at making you laugh but also a motherly figure

Hey! quackfired just posted!

Really? Let me see

quackfired by Quackitys.white.cream August 29, 2021

Quickfire Kush

Quickfire Kush: the most intense ganja sesh going.

Quickfire Kush takes all the weed from your everyday sesh, and fits it into a small blaze.
Not only does this allow you to get high quickly before approaching important activities, but can also turn you into an extra chonged baked potato.

Extra useful when trying to blaze in time for 4:20

The after effects of some Quickfire Kush leave you in the perfect state to tackle any kind of event, e.g. :

Long Distance Treks

Trips to Tesco for munchies

Vegging on the sofa to some movies

"Fuck, Tescos closes in 15 minutes. Fancy a round of Quickfire Kush?"

"I can't be fucked to tidy the house shag, Quickfire Kush and get it done?"

"I'll be down in 5, just having a Quickfire Kush."

Quickfire Kush by Kush Daddy J-Dog September 20, 2016

Quickfire 

When an inexperienced man becomes aroused by something and promptly blows his load, i.e. creams his pants, sometimes still in his underwear. For some, the sight of Alex Steels can stimulate this response, for others,less stimulation is required, for example the experience of a girl sitting on one's knee or even a single pornographic image.

Here comes Joe 'Quickfire' Preston, better stand back incase he quickfires again all over us.

Quickfire by Dude May 13, 2005

quackfired 

the best person in the entire world, means beauty and love.

“who’s that?”
“oh just quackfired, the coolest person ever”

quackfired by That_nobody14 August 29, 2021