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Almost the same thing as Clitty Litter but not green! A Queef Melt is when a hogre farts in the front side hallway and nacho cheese jizz cums out in your mouth. Its gotta be at least 8 hrs old and it can't be your wad. hahaha
Pass me that Queef Melt baby. Not.

hot and steamy Queef Melt!

Do you guys still have the 99 cent Queef melt?
by Rhino420 April 04, 2009
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