A sudden onset of a series of queefs, otherwise known as a release if air from the vaginal region, that may or may not render the sufferer immobile. Currently, there is no known cure.
by Queef_queen23 November 3, 2014
Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
by Jeff August 24, 2004
When a girl or woman is trying to establish dominance over other females
Or attract a Male or female suitor
A queefer may use a high pitch squeaky queef to attract others from a long distance
Or a low guttaral growl like a sleeping pitbull when threatened
They can also jump up several octaves when startled or excited
It is not unusual for a classically trained queefer to have a queefing rang several octaves higher and lower then judas priest
Or attract a Male or female suitor
A queefer may use a high pitch squeaky queef to attract others from a long distance
Or a low guttaral growl like a sleeping pitbull when threatened
They can also jump up several octaves when startled or excited
It is not unusual for a classically trained queefer to have a queefing rang several octaves higher and lower then judas priest
Tracy was having her little brother and his friend over to drink beer and give her dog a boner so she could laugh at it.
You could see a glimmer in her eyes as she pushed her but against the wall and her legs up. What fallowed can be described as. Two slabs of raw meat smacking together in reverse. Then the sound of of a Bulldogs jowles flapping together when his head hangs out the window.
After that she was known as madam tracy and was sought after by all the gentalman
Queef . Startled or warning ..during times of stress or worry ...
Sharron had been crying a good part of the day. She eventually worked her self to hysterics and no sooner could she take a breath did a sobbing and pathetic queef start with a squeal and died of like a bullfrog having a heart attack
:; as judge Cavanaugh drunkenly came closer she queefer what sounded like a diesel boat motor warming up in a dirty river
You could see a glimmer in her eyes as she pushed her but against the wall and her legs up. What fallowed can be described as. Two slabs of raw meat smacking together in reverse. Then the sound of of a Bulldogs jowles flapping together when his head hangs out the window.
After that she was known as madam tracy and was sought after by all the gentalman
Queef . Startled or warning ..during times of stress or worry ...
Sharron had been crying a good part of the day. She eventually worked her self to hysterics and no sooner could she take a breath did a sobbing and pathetic queef start with a squeal and died of like a bullfrog having a heart attack
:; as judge Cavanaugh drunkenly came closer she queefer what sounded like a diesel boat motor warming up in a dirty river
by Pecker pete October 2, 2018
by PoiSoN March 6, 2003
An uncontrolable noise that comes out of the vagina when there is air trapped inside of it. It usually accurs after sexual intercourse, mainly in odd positions, or when a female does sit ups, crunches, etc.
Her boyfriend was sickened by his girlfriends queef after they had sex, but she informed him that it was because of him.
by Winstonandwilbur July 6, 2006