quauf

A quauf also known as a penis fart is gaseous expulsion emanating from penis

A quauf is a penis fart and is incredibly rare and dangerous.

quauf by RavenShaolin July 16, 2016

Quamfy 

The feeling of investing early in Quant Network.

I feel quamfy with my buys.

Quamfy by Overledger June 7, 2019

Gooch quarf 

When a man farts from his gooch.

Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells

Gooch quarf by Poon dragon September 12, 2016

Quaussie 

Having some resemblance to an Australian
Partly or to some degree or partially similar to an Australian
Foreigners, tourists, immigrants and those who feel themselves to be Aussies but do not totally fit the criteria e.g. those who refuse to eat Vegemite or beetroot on their burgers, or drink beer, or don't understand what "bringing a plate" means, or what lamingtons are, or an Esky is, or watch the footy, or mow the lawn in thongs are only quasi Aussies, not fair dinkum Aussies.

My husband might be an Australian citizen, and might have lived in Australia for the last 20 years, but he is still a Quaussie. He refuses to eat Vegemite sandwiches, or a burger with beetroot on it and still thinks when the football is advertised he will be able to watch a soccer match!

Quaussie by Scarlett.007 January 6, 2009

qualfer 

Imprints left on skin from resting on a textured surface for an extended period of time.

I received immaculate qualfers from my grass after falling asleep on my lawn.

qualfer by Leofreund September 5, 2017

quadfest

An annual spring event at Radford University involving free live bands and food where students (and some faculty) begin drinking at 12pm on thursday, drink straight through the weekend, and stop drinking at 8am monday. Some years they even have to bring in the National Guard to control the drunken insanity.

"it's 10am on a friday and you're drunk already?!?"
"IT'S QUADFEST!"

quadfest by unknown April 16, 2005

Quafe 

The most popular softdrink in the Universe.

Quafe first appeared two centuries ago and, like so many soft drinks, was initially intended as a medicine for indigestion and tender stomachs. But the refreshing effects of the drink appealed to everyone and the drink quickly became hugely popular. This success of the Quafe Company, which has mostly come about in the last three decades or so, can be largely credited to one man: Poire Viladillet, the CEO of the Quafe Company for the past 35 years. Under his leadership the Quafe Company has propelled from being one of several leading soft drink manufacturers into a clear and undisputed supremacy.

Have a Quafe and smile...
That Quafe is goood...

Quafe by Gallente represenative October 27, 2004