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a queef deriving from the penile region. AKA a dick fart.

tim just quandorffed all over the snu house. peeyew!

quandorff by naked.roommates May 6, 2022

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quandmuffling

Pronounced Kwond-muffaling and derived from the French literal meaning 'when eating pussy' this word does exactly what it says on the tin.

'Yo Jason, you wanna go eat some Chinese food and play 12 rounds of darts...?'
'Sorry Jason I can't, I'm quandmuffling all afternoon with my bitch,' he said candidly 'I have to eat that pussy out 'til she squirts all over me..!!'

quandmuffling by DeForchaser Smortlekoff October 30, 2011

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quandorf

A fart eminating from one's penis.

That quandorf sure blew me off my feet.

quandorf by Poseidon February 1, 2004

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quandarf

When a male or any shreck character such as (lord farquad) fart out of there male genital and or (dick wad)

The man was walking down the street and saw farquad he automatically quandarfed and farted on his weenus

quandarf by farquad123 July 24, 2011

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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