qoufe 

when you scratch your balls so hard that you flatuate out of your penis

Dude, my right nut itched so bad, so i scratched it as hard as i could, and i qoufed.

qoufe by coltsallday April 5, 2009

qufe

A casual sorry.
As opposed to a heartfelt sorry.
It aims at maintaining the integrity of the real sorry.

A : what's that 50 pound gizmo in your hand?
B: it's not a gizmo,its my dad's bone analyzer.
A: qufe dude, I say what I see.

qufe by Danx240/6.9 July 11, 2020

quofe 

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to piss, he would quofe and splatter urine everywhere.

quofe by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

don't qoute me on that 

After trying to remember facts to relay to someone else, if one is unsure of the accuracy of the memorised facts, it is wse to add after saying them the above phrase.

I think the soviet army lost 7 million people in WWII, but don't qoute me on that. I may be getting it confused with total losses.

don't qoute me on that by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

quofe 

The masculine form of a queef.

Ha ha, my penis just quofed! Look at me, Im from Holland! Ha Ha!!

quofe by Pie January 7, 2004

Qoutev 

Qoutev is a Website that many people go on to create books, such as fanfiction or original stories. Sadly recently, Qoutev admins have been deleting people who write books that they try really hard on. one wrong move, you'll get attacked by k-pop accounts and admins. The admins all love k-pop accounts sadly and get angry when a "good"account gets called out for something bad.

"Did you see the drama on qoutev last night?"
"No I did not...Why?"
"Oh man....The K-Pop account got a popular book writer deleted"
"I wish Q was fun ..."

"At least we have our books hope they won't delete us next"

Qoutev by KingdomOfKindergarteners August 8, 2019

QOFE 

Queen of fucking everything.

She is QOFE

QOFE by Laяa February 28, 2016