by coltsallday April 5, 2009
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As opposed to a heartfelt sorry.
It aims at maintaining the integrity of the real sorry.
As opposed to a heartfelt sorry.
It aims at maintaining the integrity of the real sorry.
A : what's that 50 pound gizmo in your hand?
B: it's not a gizmo,its my dad's bone analyzer.
A: qufe dude, I say what I see.
B: it's not a gizmo,its my dad's bone analyzer.
A: qufe dude, I say what I see.
by Danx240/6.9 July 11, 2020
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noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to piss, he would quofe and splatter urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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I think the soviet army lost 7 million people in WWII, but don't qoute me on that. I may be getting it confused with total losses.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004
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Get the quofe mug.Qoutev is a Website that many people go on to create books, such as fanfiction or original stories. Sadly recently, Qoutev admins have been deleting people who write books that they try really hard on. one wrong move, you'll get attacked by k-pop accounts and admins. The admins all love k-pop accounts sadly and get angry when a "good"account gets called out for something bad.
"Did you see the drama on qoutev last night?"
"No I did not...Why?"
"Oh man....The K-Pop account got a popular book writer deleted"
"I wish Q was fun ..."
"At least we have our books hope they won't delete us next"
"No I did not...Why?"
"Oh man....The K-Pop account got a popular book writer deleted"
"I wish Q was fun ..."
"At least we have our books hope they won't delete us next"
by KingdomOfKindergarteners August 8, 2019
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