Qoutes
Qoutes by thelonelyindianperson December 22, 2019
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scare quotes
Scare quotes, shudder quotes, or sneer quotes are quotations around a word or phrase to show that a term is used in a nonstandard, ironic or special sense. Can also, imply skepticism or disagreement or a opposite sense. A complete other definition means words or phrases that are quoted to scare the reader or in a political campaign to smear a opposing candidate. They also define estrangement or cause something to seem unfamiliar in a supernatural way.
scare quotes by AtomicCoding December 31, 2015
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Lemon Demon Quotes
Sharks exist in real life (WOAH)
What you girls real need is a soft fuzzy man
YOUR BABIES ALIVE
Harry Potter in Japan
(SCREAM)
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
🎶Pizza Heros 🎶
I only wanna have Your babies
Harry Potter in France
What you girls real need is a soft fuzzy man
YOUR BABIES ALIVE
Harry Potter in Japan
(SCREAM)
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
🎶Pizza Heros 🎶
I only wanna have Your babies
Harry Potter in France
Lemon Demon Quotes by SwagToastOwO January 26, 2022
incorrect quotes
An internet trend of putting real people or (more often) fictional characters into dialogue, often from other sources such as shows, films, or Tumblr text posts. These quotes are almost always comedic.
Person A: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?
Person B: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Person C: Smad.
Person A: I lost Person B, have you seen them?
Person C: What do they look like?
Person A: *crying* THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL/LIKE AN ANGEL/etc.
Person A: I need you to be totally straight with me.
Person B, an LGBT person/character: *nervous laughter*
incorrect quotes <-- there, the word being defined :)
Person B: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Person C: Smad.
Person A: I lost Person B, have you seen them?
Person C: What do they look like?
Person A: *crying* THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL/LIKE AN ANGEL/etc.
Person A: I need you to be totally straight with me.
Person B, an LGBT person/character: *nervous laughter*
incorrect quotes <-- there, the word being defined :)
incorrect quotes by Perov November 6, 2017
Best Quotes of Werley Nortreus (Vol1)
Best Quotes of Werley Nortreus (Vol1) is a book wrote by Werley Nortreus that speaks life, success, hope and more. The book was released in 2017 by Werley Nortreus.
In fact, "Best Quotes of Werley Nortreus (Vol1)", is a new book, very rich in knowledge, and inspiration, written by "Werley Nortreus", that was published in February 2017.
Best Quotes of Werley Nortreus (Vol1) by Mikee Brown August 2, 2018
Dinkle Quotes
Dinkle Quotes are random facts about Dinkleman, written on bathroom walls of bars, restaurants, etc. Dinkle Quotes first appeared at Crunchy's, a bar near Michigan State Univeristy's campus, in late 2007. Random facts can include comments about Dinkleman being extremely hairy, the adventures his genitalia have been on, or just about anything.
Dinkle Quotes have spread around the country in various bathrooms, one has even appeared in a bathroom in London, England.
Although few know the true identity of Dinkleman, Dinkle Quotes provide tons of insight to this mysterious man.
Dinkle Quotes have spread around the country in various bathrooms, one has even appeared in a bathroom in London, England.
Although few know the true identity of Dinkleman, Dinkle Quotes provide tons of insight to this mysterious man.
Dinkle Quotes:
"Dinkleman has five o' clock shadow on his dick"
"Dinkleman has 17 wives... that he knows of"
"Dinkleman's dick has shaken Abe Lincoln's hand"
"Dinkleman 27 kids all named George Foreman Dinkleman"
"Dinkleman was the inspiration for the Chia Pet. D-D-D-D-Dinkleman!"
"Dinkleman has an evil twin named Jerry"
"Dinkleman has five o' clock shadow on his dick"
"Dinkleman has 17 wives... that he knows of"
"Dinkleman's dick has shaken Abe Lincoln's hand"
"Dinkleman 27 kids all named George Foreman Dinkleman"
"Dinkleman was the inspiration for the Chia Pet. D-D-D-D-Dinkleman!"
"Dinkleman has an evil twin named Jerry"
Dinkle Quotes by Nutz56 July 26, 2009
air quotes
little bunny ears made with the fingers that indicate that:
1) you're quoting someone else
2) you're being sarcastic
3) you still think the "la-sers" thing from austin powers is funny.
1) you're quoting someone else
2) you're being sarcastic
3) you still think the "la-sers" thing from austin powers is funny.
air quotes by Catachresis June 4, 2004
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026