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-Abrupt and upsetting pre-rolling activity of your bowels that occurs when anticipating the effects of MDMA, ecstasy, Adderall or any other sort of intense drug stimulant.

-Pre-party/pre-rave shits.
We were in the car, on our way to a Skrillex concert with over 2 grams of molly we bought from some homeless looking guy in San Bernardino. Unfortunately, out of nowhere, I got so excited and anxious that I started to qwetol pretty hard thinking about the excessive amounts of brostep that was about to soon flood my 16 year old ears. I was qwetoling so bad that we had to open all the windows for a good 7 minutes.
Qwetol by RavErBro6969 January 6, 2012
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qeto is a typical capricorn. loves money, hates to socialize. barely even says a word.
-this is my friend, she's so awkward.
-such a qeto!
qeto by pingpongtable January 18, 2022
a combination of Qeer/Emo . Used to define every Emo. but there is an acception to this case. and that is the bisexual emo. which would then be called a "bi-qeemo"
that kid is such a qeemo
qeemo by qeemo April 27, 2007
When something is fine. Variant, noun: "quetanza".
"O ci vediamo alle sei?" "Queto"
"Six o' clock, then?" "Queto"

Agg' rat' tutti gli esami, mo sto nella quetanza.
I gave all my finals, I'm in the quetanza now.
Queto by Pereppe August 5, 2016
The aerosol particles that are ejected from the anus during an exceptionally moist and scorching fart.
There was much qettoe on my face after I gave her that rim job.
qettoe by Mitt-chai May 6, 2006
A large, orange and white feline that has the marking of a siamese but the colourings of a tabby.
"What a strange looking cat! Must be a Queeto"
queeto by Erdie October 1, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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