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somthing cool dun when ur high on marijuana and at least 2 people havt to see it and i am the originator of this word
i was at my houise yesterday smokin and axel did some qeeto shit
qeeto by Ryan Green October 3, 2006
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-Abrupt and upsetting pre-rolling activity of your bowels that occurs when anticipating the effects of MDMA, ecstasy, Adderall or any other sort of intense drug stimulant.

-Pre-party/pre-rave shits.
We were in the car, on our way to a Skrillex concert with over 2 grams of molly we bought from some homeless looking guy in San Bernardino. Unfortunately, out of nowhere, I got so excited and anxious that I started to qwetol pretty hard thinking about the excessive amounts of brostep that was about to soon flood my 16 year old ears. I was qwetoling so bad that we had to open all the windows for a good 7 minutes.
Qwetol by RavErBro6969 January 6, 2012
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qeto is a typical capricorn. loves money, hates to socialize. barely even says a word.
-this is my friend, she's so awkward.
-such a qeto!
qeto by pingpongtable January 18, 2022
a combination of Qeer/Emo . Used to define every Emo. but there is an acception to this case. and that is the bisexual emo. which would then be called a "bi-qeemo"
that kid is such a qeemo
qeemo by qeemo April 27, 2007
When something is fine. Variant, noun: "quetanza".
"O ci vediamo alle sei?" "Queto"
"Six o' clock, then?" "Queto"

Agg' rat' tutti gli esami, mo sto nella quetanza.
I gave all my finals, I'm in the quetanza now.
Queto by Pereppe August 5, 2016
The aerosol particles that are ejected from the anus during an exceptionally moist and scorching fart.
There was much qettoe on my face after I gave her that rim job.
qettoe by Mitt-chai May 6, 2006
A large, orange and white feline that has the marking of a siamese but the colourings of a tabby.
"What a strange looking cat! Must be a Queeto"
queeto by Erdie October 1, 2005
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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