Pussy Paper

Slang for 'tampon'

"It's about my time of the month, mom. Can you go get me some pussy paper?"

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

Sand Paper Pussy

When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.

Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

paper pussy

To be fake

Shut Ur paper pussy ass up

by nadia Washington March 31, 2014

Paper chasing and pussy tasting

Meaning that you are going after the money and eating pussy along the way

Nah, I’m just Paper Chasing and Pussy Tasting

by Vanilla Biscuit May 16, 2018

Pussy Pamper

a feminine hygiene product.

"fuck i always feel like such a bitch when i have to go to the store to buy my chick's pussy pampers"

by J. Luna March 19, 2009

Pussy Pamper

an extra absorbent maxi pad used for overnight.

I'm bleeding like a stuck pig. Better wear a pussy pamper so I don't ruin my sheets.

by Beckett17 January 9, 2009

Pussy pamper

To give your vagina treatments that may improve the appearance of it

I’m going to the new salon down the road for a pussy pamper

by Lightbulb307 October 28, 2019