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Anti Puss Magnet 

Somone who can't get laid and trys so hard but eventualy makes his friends not get laid either. He is known as a Cock Blocker, you try to get with a ladie for the night but all he does is complain and makes you feel like a total idiot for having him around you. He is not considered a gentlemen at all and is only considered a cock blocking no good Pussy Magnet. If you have a friend that is like this do not bring him to partys,dances,bars,restraunts,weddings, and for that matter even church, unless you are not looking for any puss then you can bring him just becuase it will be hilarious.
You go over fat 32s house for the night and get 3 nice ladies over and get hammered with them and right when you and fat 32 both got a nice hot pussy in front of you and ready to stick it in them... KNOCK KNOCK guess who? It is your cock blocking friend that can't even get laid from the cum dumpster, and he comes in and starts yelling words and sentences like "Bros before ho's, lets get wasted, wanna do some coke" then the girls get off you and say that they have to go, So remember kids if you have a Anti Puss Magnet friend that hangs out with you all the time, make sure to lock the doors and don't answer them and for that matter just tell him/her that you are gone camping for the weekend.
Anti Puss Magnet by Fat 32 May 1, 2008

pussymagnet 

A pussymagnet is not an object, its more then that. It is a guy (or girl if she is gay) that attracts beautiful young woman and sleeps with them at the end. He can do this with just being around, like a kind of aura.
Tieske: Why does this always happen to me, Twan steals my woman again...
Rick: Don't worry about it to much man, he stole my chick as well, i don't know how he does it.
Rob: Well he is a pussymagnet man, he gets all the ladies without even trying. I wish I had a green tongue to.
pussymagnet by Dr. FAUST February 29, 2008

King of the pussymagnets 

Otherwise known as skinner. He gets all the pussy
Person 1: Wow that skinny is sure the king of the pussymagnets
Person 5: ye he gets all the pussy
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