a male (usually) in a relationship with a sugar mama. so called because you keep that nigga in pocket, next to your wallet; layin on a bed of spare change, uncomfortable as shit.
Her new boyfriend was a total pursedog, she bought him everything and he lives at her house.
The purse dog might have been laughable as a kid (with nicknames like mouth of the south coming from both other kids and adults) but he/she spent his/her entire life trying to turn the tables and get revenge on the Goliaths of his/her youth, gathering marauders for support.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).