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mushy purples
the form that some natural breasts take on after the miracle of childbirth. The phenomena was first defined and investigated in detail by Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Moms House Podcast.
I can be identified when the nipples and areola swell and take on a purple colored hue. They first swell up hard, then become mushy and point down.....then they stay down.
I can be identified when the nipples and areola swell and take on a purple colored hue. They first swell up hard, then become mushy and point down.....then they stay down.
mushy purples by evinrude115 January 25, 2017
purplepilled
When truths and lies are mixed together, and you can't tell which is which.
Also when reality and unreality are not easy to distinguish, due to you taking a shit ton of hallucinogens, or just having a complete psychotic breakdown.
Also when reality and unreality are not easy to distinguish, due to you taking a shit ton of hallucinogens, or just having a complete psychotic breakdown.
Doesn't matter what your political views are, we all been purplepilled before.
I took more than enough DMT to kill a horse, and now i'm purplepilled.
I took more than enough DMT to kill a horse, and now i'm purplepilled.
purplepilled by K-Dogg1 March 29, 2019
purplepig
1.(n) a pig that has been dyed purple.
2.(adj) word referring to one who is weird or out of the ordinary.
3.(adj) word used to describe someone who has fucked your mother; mother fucker
2.(adj) word referring to one who is weird or out of the ordinary.
3.(adj) word used to describe someone who has fucked your mother; mother fucker
1. Holy crap look at that purplepig!
2. Damn, that boy sure is a purplepig.
3. Hey mom, where are you?...holy shit you purplepig!
2. Damn, that boy sure is a purplepig.
3. Hey mom, where are you?...holy shit you purplepig!
purplepig by Purplepig2 January 18, 2008
Purpleism
Also known as the Church of the Pure Purple, Purpleism is an absurdest pseudo religion started in the Pacific Northwest of America decrying the unaesthetic in life as a reaction against all the stupid religious nonsense going on in the world.
Some of the tenets are:
-No killing over religious issues.
-The Religion Purple Priests are never taller than 2 universal cubits and 2 palms (or for US Standard, 3'6") because that puts their eyes at precisely the right point to be able to see clearly, The Color Purple, as it is most visible at that height off any horizontally planed surface.
Logic:
-As there can be no nothing, something must exist. Therefore, the concept of God is a non-sequitur.
-Purpleism is most notable near Universities.
In Cinema:
-"Pan and scan" (what is sometimes misleadingly called, "full screen") is an outright sin. --Language / content should never be altered. Only the director has that right, and even that should be greatly limited.
-Nudity is not ugly or offense, people that think it is, are.
-Sound should be standardized so you are never blasted by changing channels, or when you go from a show to a commercial. Commercials that break this rule should lose their access to the television (or radio, etc.) medium.
Romance:
-Love someone for themselves, not for who they "should" be, or for who one wants them to be;
and,
-Find a way to communicate to your partner, Exactly, as precisely as possible anyway, Who it IS that you are.
Some of the tenets are:
-No killing over religious issues.
-The Religion Purple Priests are never taller than 2 universal cubits and 2 palms (or for US Standard, 3'6") because that puts their eyes at precisely the right point to be able to see clearly, The Color Purple, as it is most visible at that height off any horizontally planed surface.
Logic:
-As there can be no nothing, something must exist. Therefore, the concept of God is a non-sequitur.
-Purpleism is most notable near Universities.
In Cinema:
-"Pan and scan" (what is sometimes misleadingly called, "full screen") is an outright sin. --Language / content should never be altered. Only the director has that right, and even that should be greatly limited.
-Nudity is not ugly or offense, people that think it is, are.
-Sound should be standardized so you are never blasted by changing channels, or when you go from a show to a commercial. Commercials that break this rule should lose their access to the television (or radio, etc.) medium.
Romance:
-Love someone for themselves, not for who they "should" be, or for who one wants them to be;
and,
-Find a way to communicate to your partner, Exactly, as precisely as possible anyway, Who it IS that you are.