Purple Waffle
The presence of a severe vaginal infection (known as a blue waffle) during a woman's period. Also known as "mouldy flow" or "cheese paint".
Holy shit man I was gonna go down on that chick but her purple waffle was so disguisting it looked like someone stepped on a toad. I chundered all over her floor and got the fuck out of there.
Purple Waffle by supermario k May 11, 2010
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