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purple hippo 

n.)

1.) slang term for a very large draw on a marijuana bowl packed huge with some fat buds. Usually associated with the action of 'swimming'.

2.) an animal in the amphibius species of the Hippopotamus genus. Resides typically in warm, tropical climate. The terms originate in the Greek words for "river" and "horses".
1.) God: "Hey man...let's go swimmin' with those purple hippos."
You: "Amen, brotha."

2.) Little Susie: "Gee mommy! I'd sure love to go swimming with the purple hippos when I grow up and am a big girl!"

Mommy: "Oh hunny you'll be able to swim with the hippos when you turn 6 next week! Mommy and Daddy will show you how with the whole family!"
purple hippo by Ryan Ro-Ads August 11, 2006
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Purple Hippo Gang

The toughest of the bunch. Only real ganstas are part of the Purple Hippo Gang (AKA PHG). If you see someone throw up the PHG gang sign, you better walk the other way. If you cross the Purple Hippo Gang, invest in a headstone because you will need one soon.
Oh shit yo he's part of the Purple Hippo Gang don't fuck with him!

PurpleHippo 

When a hippo gets full of gas swells up becomes purple and Explodes!
Oh no that hippo is becoming a PurpleHippo!
PurpleHippo by FunkyMonkey1727 June 18, 2023
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