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purple hippo 

n.)

1.) slang term for a very large draw on a marijuana bowl packed huge with some fat buds. Usually associated with the action of 'swimming'.

2.) an animal in the amphibius species of the Hippopotamus genus. Resides typically in warm, tropical climate. The terms originate in the Greek words for "river" and "horses".
1.) God: "Hey man...let's go swimmin' with those purple hippos."
You: "Amen, brotha."

2.) Little Susie: "Gee mommy! I'd sure love to go swimming with the purple hippos when I grow up and am a big girl!"

Mommy: "Oh hunny you'll be able to swim with the hippos when you turn 6 next week! Mommy and Daddy will show you how with the whole family!"
purple hippo by Ryan Ro-Ads August 11, 2006

Purple Hippo Gang

The toughest of the bunch. Only real ganstas are part of the Purple Hippo Gang (AKA PHG). If you see someone throw up the PHG gang sign, you better walk the other way. If you cross the Purple Hippo Gang, invest in a headstone because you will need one soon.
Oh shit yo he's part of the Purple Hippo Gang don't fuck with him!

purplenipdoubledip 

A type of LSD sold by none other than Hurrican Steve and his fiancee, queen of the purple nips. Be sure to ask for the double dip.
"The walls are melting; that was some damn good purplenipdoubledip sugar cubes.

purplenipplepoop 

Poop from the ass of one with purple nipples. This variety of poop is well sought after for the extraordinary plop sounds it produces during an Alabama Hot Pocket.
"Shaneequah has some purple nips, I bet her purplenipplepoop will make some good ass plop sounds."