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purple hippo 

n.)

1.) slang term for a very large draw on a marijuana bowl packed huge with some fat buds. Usually associated with the action of 'swimming'.

2.) an animal in the amphibius species of the Hippopotamus genus. Resides typically in warm, tropical climate. The terms originate in the Greek words for "river" and "horses".
1.) God: "Hey man...let's go swimmin' with those purple hippos."
You: "Amen, brotha."

2.) Little Susie: "Gee mommy! I'd sure love to go swimming with the purple hippos when I grow up and am a big girl!"

Mommy: "Oh hunny you'll be able to swim with the hippos when you turn 6 next week! Mommy and Daddy will show you how with the whole family!"
purple hippo by Ryan Ro-Ads August 11, 2006

Purple Hippo Gang

The toughest of the bunch. Only real ganstas are part of the Purple Hippo Gang (AKA PHG). If you see someone throw up the PHG gang sign, you better walk the other way. If you cross the Purple Hippo Gang, invest in a headstone because you will need one soon.
Oh shit yo he's part of the Purple Hippo Gang don't fuck with him!

purplenipdoubledip 

A type of LSD sold by none other than Hurrican Steve and his fiancee, queen of the purple nips. Be sure to ask for the double dip.
"The walls are melting; that was some damn good purplenipdoubledip sugar cubes.

purplenipplepoop 

Poop from the ass of one with purple nipples. This variety of poop is well sought after for the extraordinary plop sounds it produces during an Alabama Hot Pocket.
"Shaneequah has some purple nips, I bet her purplenipplepoop will make some good ass plop sounds."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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