PurpleHippo
PurpleHippo by FunkyMonkey1727 June 18, 2023
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purple hippo
n.)
1.) slang term for a very large draw on a marijuana bowl packed huge with some fat buds. Usually associated with the action of 'swimming'.
2.) an animal in the amphibius species of the Hippopotamus genus. Resides typically in warm, tropical climate. The terms originate in the Greek words for "river" and "horses".
1.) slang term for a very large draw on a marijuana bowl packed huge with some fat buds. Usually associated with the action of 'swimming'.
2.) an animal in the amphibius species of the Hippopotamus genus. Resides typically in warm, tropical climate. The terms originate in the Greek words for "river" and "horses".
1.) God: "Hey man...let's go swimmin' with those purple hippos."
You: "Amen, brotha."
2.) Little Susie: "Gee mommy! I'd sure love to go swimming with the purple hippos when I grow up and am a big girl!"
Mommy: "Oh hunny you'll be able to swim with the hippos when you turn 6 next week! Mommy and Daddy will show you how with the whole family!"
You: "Amen, brotha."
2.) Little Susie: "Gee mommy! I'd sure love to go swimming with the purple hippos when I grow up and am a big girl!"
Mommy: "Oh hunny you'll be able to swim with the hippos when you turn 6 next week! Mommy and Daddy will show you how with the whole family!"
purple hippo by Ryan Ro-Ads August 11, 2006
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Purple Hippo Gang
The toughest of the bunch. Only real ganstas are part of the Purple Hippo Gang (AKA PHG). If you see someone throw up the PHG gang sign, you better walk the other way. If you cross the Purple Hippo Gang, invest in a headstone because you will need one soon.
Purple Hippo Gang by PurpleHippoGang January 23, 2019
purplenipdoubledip
A type of LSD sold by none other than Hurrican Steve and his fiancee, queen of the purple nips. Be sure to ask for the double dip.
purplenipdoubledip by matt the poop pope July 3, 2008
purplenipplepoop
Poop from the ass of one with purple nipples. This variety of poop is well sought after for the extraordinary plop sounds it produces during an Alabama Hot Pocket.
purplenipplepoop by matt the poop pope July 3, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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