The Coolest Awesomest Person in The world, who is crazy and does wild things that no one else would dare to do!! usually this person is hammered funnest nights are with this person!!! GUARANTEED
Dude...did you see what the purple cock rooster did last night? she totally ran and drop kick a homeless person?!?!!?
The sex acts in which a woman strokes a manspenis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.
Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday
During anal sex you pull out giving your partner a prolapsed anus. Take their prolapse and put it between a hot dog bun.
So I gave Jake Paul a purple cocker spaniel by fucking him in the butt and pulling out his intestines and putting a hotdog right between the hotdog bun… man what a Tuesday.