punch lunch

to take a large crap. This does not necessarily have to be after lunch.

"Dude, I gotta punch lunch. Can we stop at McDonalds?"

by Intercoursian December 31, 2008

Lunch Punch

When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.

Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.

Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.

Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Lunch Punch

TO bang a chick on a lunch Break.

#1 Today at work. I had a Wicked Lunch Punch with the secretary.

#2 I ran home for a lunch Punch.

by Derek b Elliott May 04, 2011

punch a lunch

Have a lunch.

Jeremy: What will you do now?
Tobias: I'll go punch a lunch, do you want to go with me?

by Caurli September 07, 2019

Punch Lunch

Lunch where people share their experiences with each other so they can learn from each others pitfalls and success stories. Alternatively, it can mean having a sexual lunch orgy.

Alex went to the punch lunch and learned why you shouldn't microwave aliminium foil. Alternatively, Alex went to the punch lunch to have wicked sex with his coworkers

by Very legitimate sources April 12, 2018

Lunch Punch

To get laid on your lunch break.

To beat up pussy at lunch time.

Uh-oh, it's noon, time to accomplish a little Lunch Punchin.

by Rocco the other white meat. March 22, 2010