Pulling an Evan 

1. To become heavily intoxicated to the point of requiring assistance

2. To have no self-control with regard to anything

"Do you see how faded he is right now? He's totally pulling an Evan again."

Pulling an Evan by 同志 January 27, 2023

pulling an Evan 

named after the little-known internet celebrity, Evan Hill, this phrase describes a situation in which you should have gotten into serious trouble but instead gained respect of those who were victimized.

Tom: i totally verbally broke down this girl right in front of her friends.

Tim: well, what happened afterwards?

Tom: she gave me a blowjob.

Tim: oh yeah, pulling an Evan.

pulling an Evan by silentshadows June 11, 2009

Pulling an evan 

When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.

Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!

Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan

Pulling an evan by Ridiculously June 18, 2020

Pulling an evan 

when someone ghosts you for more than a day

he/she haven’t texted me back

yea he’s pulling an evan

Pulling an evan by jeff15555 September 11, 2020

Pulling an Evan 

Cumming your pants while making out with a woman would be Pulling an Evan

Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan

Pulling an Evan by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022

Pulling an Evan 

To procrastinate or be idiotic

I’m too tired today. I’m going to pull an Evan.
You haven’t submitted your assignment are you Pulling an Evan?

Pulling an Evan by Evon zoo June 12, 2022

Pulling-an-Evan 

The act of starting a Videogame and quitting partway through.

Joe: Hey has Jake finished the the new Final Fantasy game yet?

Jim: No, that bastard's Pulling-an-Evan.

Pulling-an-Evan by Yintono November 11, 2020