pulling a kenny

When an individual waits until the period after his birthday, but before his girlfriend's birthday to break up with her. So as to get a present while circumventing his responsibility to reciprocate.

Tom: I think im gonna break up with kelly
Kenny: na man wait a month your birthday is coming up and you can pull a kenny, then you are down a girl friend and up an ipod touch. But don't make it obvious that you are pulling a kenny

pulling a kenny by Dabka October 4, 2010

Get merch

Get the pulling a kenny mug.

See more merch

Pulling a Kenny

When someone engages in a drug deal but instead of paying the dealer they grab the weed and run.

Bro, I went to go sell this guy an ounce but he ended up pulling a Kenny on me! Let's drop his ass!!

Pulling a Kenny by Whokilledkenny? June 3, 2011

Get merch

pulling a kenny

giving you misinformation about a subject that is not related to the topic of discussion or trying to be forth coming yet being sneaky in the process or saying one thing yet doing the exact opposite or speaking english with heavy accent that you cannot understand and therefore cannot agree

Would you like to go to lunch today? Sounds good dinner it is. Stop pulling a kenny

I am going on vacation with my mom. But I am really going to visit my mistress. Dude who are you kenny

Can we do this upgrade? What is it for? How should I know why are you asking? Kennny stop

What I thought you said fish sauce not steak sauce..I thought it was the same

pulling a kenny by Advocate for nonbroken english September 8, 2011

Get merch

Pulling a kenny

Taking the actions of using, abusing, breaking it, and/or being a man whore

Dude you are pulling a kenny.

Pulling a kenny by Scarlet2.0 March 7, 2019

Get merch

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

Get merch

Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

Get merch

Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

Get merch