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Pulling a Jason

Verb. Partaking in any kind of behavior that may be perceived as unreliable. Named after everyone’s favorite RA, Jason.

Examples of such behavior:
1) Saying that you’re going to the library when you’re actually going out to party.
2) Sneaking out of the building to go to a fast food establishment when you’re on duty.

3) Ordering a rice cooker that arrives at your room after you quit your job, and then never coming back to pick it up.
Jason: “If anybody comes by looking for me can you tell them that I went to the library to study for my econ exam?”
*Comes back four hours later stumbling down the hallway and slurring his words while discussing plans to streak in a football stadium*
Instead of studying he was pulling a Jason.

pulling a jason

for one to lie/exaggerate a story
“i nailed at boy n his da afor”
“ur pulling a jason”

Pulling a Jason On it 

Hitting a club on your own after all your mates have gone home...to score.
Legless & horned up - "Pulling a Jason On it" involves staggering into a well known meat market at 3 in the morning on your OWN to try his luck with the ladies.

pulling a jaison 

when a guy hooks up with a random girl that plays rugby and gets his tiny weiner sucked in a room with a glass door allowing any wandering perverts to watch
Pulling a Jaison is not subtle and usually involves girly noises from the guy. Also, it is randomly disturbed by various people walking in the room.
guy 1: ooooooooo ahhh

guy outside glass door: woow sounds like that guy is pulling a jaison

guy: lets pull a jaison!
girl: OH! its so small and skinny !
pulling a jaison by cronos19 May 26, 2010

Pullin' A Jason 

1. Someone who constantly invites themself somewhere with you.
2. Someone who pays pretty much the minimum for weed and mooches everything.
3. A person who owns a BMW Beamer, probably red.
Just got off the phone with (Insert name here), he is totally pullin' a jason. He'll be here in 10 minutes in the Beamer.
Pullin' A Jason by Leminy Snicket August 29, 2010

pullin a jason 

when a friend blows you off to do something. but he doesnt have a straight answer on where he is going. Most likely hangin out with a girl named Katie
Todd: Jason do you want to go to waffle house?
Jason: Nah i dont think so .
Todd: What are you doing?
Jason: Inno i might go do somethan but im not sure. I might go hang out.
(Jason walks off)
Todd: I wonder what he is doing?
Logan: Hes pullin a jason!
pullin a jason by Yakka January 2, 2009
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