Pulled a Barker 

To be present with your homies and then just vanish into thin air leaving them wondering where in the hell you went, usually at the most inopportune time and resulting in undesirable consequences.

Man, where did Paul go? He was literally just right here!
I dunno dude. He straight up pulled a Barker on us.

Pulled a Barker by TJBottoms June 16, 2017

Pulled a Baker 

Trading something of high value for something of very low value, or buying something of high price for a very low price, knowing that it is worth more than you say it to be.

Present tense - Pulling a Baker
Past Tense - Pulled a Baker
Verb - Pull a Baker

I bought this comic book off of this kid for one dollar, knowing that it was worth like $300, man, i just pulled a baker, and this time, it was bad for him, but good for me!

Pulled a Baker by baraon March 5, 2011

Pulled a Barger

When you make plans to go see Huey Louis and the news or go backpacking and the guy cancels a day before for something entirely pointless. Essentially blue balling the planner and bailing on plans.

Hey man! Wanna go see a movie next week? Sure! *cancels an hour before* "Sorry man I gotta go windex Lightbulbs." This dude just pulled a barger on me

Pulled a Barger by This Dude in Blue April 14, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008