Pulled a Peter

-To tell a absurd lie
-To over exaggerate about a past situation
-To be a douche

Guy 1: Man I slept with those 3 girls yesterday.
Guy2: Yeah right man, you just pulled a peter.

by ty4inv September 11, 2010

pulled a peter

jizzed or, ejaculating in ones pants

that girl was so hot i almost pulled a peter!

by Dan Simmions April 29, 2011

Pulled a Peter

To claim a project is finished when in reality it’s fucked up beyond repair.

I tried to fix my furnace but I pulled a Peter and all the oil leaked into the wetlands.

by Meatstick68 August 18, 2023

pulled a Peter Coffin

Peter Coffin is a youtube comedian or whatever. He kept insulting Xiaxue (Wendy Cheng the blogger) so she did some research.

She kicked his ass.

He retaliated.

She kicked his ass AGAIN. So hard.

And thus, to pull a Peter Coffin is to be a HORRIFIC failure. For more description of how badly he failed, visit Xiaxue's blog.

Yo I didn't study for that test... definitely pulled a Peter Coffin, Langtree is gonna slap me so hard...

by jang.mi April 10, 2011

he pulled a peterson

when a coworker goes on break at work and when he/she is supposed to come back from break instead either calls the store to notify hes quit or just doesnt return at all.

Worker #1: yo where's mike at? Isn't his break over?

Worker #2: nah he pulled a peterson

Worker #1: ohhh shit! he did wanna leave too!

by Vahn Strife June 18, 2010