Pull a Joe 

Pulling a Joe on someone means interfering with your friend's attempt at getting a girlfriend/boyfriend by messaging their crush and messing it all up.

"Dude how's it with Rachel?"
"No good, Mike pulled a Joe on me... He texted her about how i jack off to her pictures on facebook and then they both laughed about it!"
"To pull a Joe on you... Dick move, man!"

Pull a Joe by koospisimo May 19, 2015

Pull a Joe Lawson

For an educator to not show up to work the last few years, especially before your retirement using sick days . Instead of showing up for work , go on international trips and flex by putting pictures on social media!

Bro, I need to pull a Joe Lawson and take off to France for a few weeks ! My Instagram and Facebook are going to be great ! The kids won’t miss me in class!
I just pulled a Joe Lawson ! I’m heading to Jamaica while my students have a sub! Let’s Go!

Pull a Joe Lawson by Saint-Malo Bound May 16, 2026

To pull a Joe

To perform a creepy sexual based action against another person. Similar to how Joe Biden interacts with people of all genders and ages.

Examples of To Pull a Joe

One person sniffs the hair of another person: the sniffer pulled a Joe

Someone gets Uncomfortably close to another for a picture: the creeper pulled a Joe

When a handshake turns into a shoulder squeeze and arm rub: the frisker pulled a Joe

If Jimmy gets a half an inch away from Suzy's face to tell her she has very mature boobs for her age: Jimmy pulled a Joe

To pull a Joe by Squidward_Tennisballs February 15, 2022

Don’t pull a Joe

When you are the most annoying disrespectful little shit ever known to human kind and treat others like they are peasants and like you are the king even though you are only 8 years old and dont know shit. And you never get punished because mom will save your ass because you can do no wrong in the realm of Joe.

Hey bro better be careful mom will whoop your ass if you pull a Joe:don’t pull a Joe everyone will hate you cause you never get in trouble

Don’t pull a Joe by liftedresearch30 July 20, 2025

don't pull a joey

to make ordinary life...gayer then shit
like to honestly make everybody so uncomfortable that they actually wouldn't mind doing a ugly chick to get away from the situation!!!!

Zach- Lets Bedazzle our pants!
John_ Ummm Zach...don't pull a Joey or we won't let you hang in our group
Andy- I second that
John- Andy get out of here...rule number 4 buddy.

don't pull a joey by englerbert i humped her dink April 11, 2010

Pull a Joey 

To defecate in one's own pants, acknowledge that you have defecated your own pants, and then proceed to continue to try to pick up women at bar in those pants, and lastly to pass out in those pants.

Drunken Guy 1: "Oh man I feel a monster fart coming"
Drunken Guy 2: "Hey man be careful you don't pull a Joey"

Pull a Joey by Shitpants14 April 14, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022