pull a gabe

Switching your thesis topic during the second half of first semester in order to avoid working with a sadistic professor.
Wow, Prof. _____ is a jackass... I think I'll pull a Gabe and switch my thesis in November.
by Rocks4Lyfe November 18, 2011
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a whore acting like an asshole towards others to make up for the lack of love he recieved as a child. major possibility this person was dropped on head at a fairly young age because that would make sense for their exotic gay homosexual behavior. you feel bad for this person but you shouldnt, lots of people are a waste of oxygen. this person has no understanding of the power words have on others and is conceited to the point they give zero fucks about the people that love them the most.
whore: “nigga this kid be testin’ my shit. imma pull a gabe so i can act like my dicks bigger then two inches; even though it isn’t”🙊
me: “no wonder why your girlfriend broke your heart....”
by petty alcoholic July 27, 2018
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(verb) to purposefully avoid responsibilities despite knowing the burden it will have on colleagues or friends.
Hey John, are you coming into work today?
Nah. I'm gonna pull a Gabe and let someone else do it.
It's no wonder that you'll never get that promotion.
by LazyGabe June 05, 2015
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(V) Throwing up after ten too many jello shots, then falling asleep in said puke only for it to dye your hair the color of the jello.
Adam: "Dude, why is your hair blue?"
Me: "I pulled a Gabe last night."
by girlgabe April 04, 2013
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To put forth a long list of excuses after loosing a game of table tennis.
Stop it with the excuses man, you're "pulling a gabe"
by Mike Beardman September 01, 2014
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to stop giving a single shit about life in general
(person1)yo dude school sucks

(person 2) dude, you need to pull a Gabe
by Fatboiferp February 22, 2019
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Drinking a mason jar of moonshine by your self
by ChrissyG25 September 09, 2017
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