Pull a Gabe

(verb) to purposefully avoid responsibilities despite knowing the burden it will have on colleagues or friends.

Hey John, are you coming into work today?
Nah. I'm gonna pull a Gabe and let someone else do it.
It's no wonder that you'll never get that promotion.

Pull a Gabe by LazyGabe June 6, 2015

Pull a Gabe

to stop giving a single shit about life in general

(person1)yo dude school sucks

(person 2) dude, you need to pull a Gabe

Pull a Gabe by Fatboiferp February 21, 2019

pull a gabe

Switching your thesis topic during the second half of first semester in order to avoid working with a sadistic professor.

Wow, Prof. _____ is a jackass... I think I'll pull a Gabe and switch my thesis in November.

pull a gabe by Rocks4Lyfe November 18, 2011

Pull a Gabe

When someone gets mad at you for liking a certian band or song or genre of music because they liked it first, or because you dont dress a certian way, this is considered to be pulling a gabe!

Matt: Bring me the horizon is a good band!!
Gabe: OMG YOU CANT LIKE THEM!!! YOU DONT DRESS LIKE THAT!!
Jon and Stephan: Way to pull a gabe

Pull a Gabe by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

pull a gabe

a whore acting like an asshole towards others to make up for the lack of love he recieved as a child. major possibility this person was dropped on head at a fairly young age because that would make sense for their exotic gay homosexual behavior. you feel bad for this person but you shouldnt, lots of people are a waste of oxygen. this person has no understanding of the power words have on others and is conceited to the point they give zero fucks about the people that love them the most.

whore: “nigga this kid be testin’ my shit. imma pull a gabe so i can act like my dicks bigger then two inches; even though it isn’t”🙊
me: “no wonder why your girlfriend broke your heart....”

pull a gabe by petty alcoholic July 26, 2018

Gabe and/or Pull a Gabe 

To "Pull a Gabe" - To inadvertently spill food, drink, condiments, or other unwanted substance on your clothes, leaving an attention-drawing stain.

Can also be used as a verb: To "Gabe" - To inadvertently spill food, drink or condiments or other unwanted substances on another's clothes, leaving him/her with an attention-drawing stain.

Gabe and/or Pull a Gabe:

"what's that on your shirt? Did you pull a gabe?"

"don't reach over me to dip your chip in the salsa, you might gabe me."

Gabe and/or Pull a Gabe by MTHM March 25, 2008