pudoinker

Someone thats far beyond a oinker and a pudder...

Look at that fat pudoinker!!!

by mike hunt 1234567 August 6, 2011

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Padoinker

A middle-class Yorkshire slang word for the pressure regulator valve used on a pressure cooker

Excuse me, do you mind passing me the padoinker so i can put these potatoes on the boil? Many thanks.

by TuesdayWinning May 8, 2019

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when you partake in anal intercourse with a female without using a condom and right before you ejaculate you pull out and shoot it in here eye later causing pink eye.

Guy 1: Yo, you know that fat chick i met at the bar last night?

Guy 2: Yea what did you guys do last night?

Guy 1: She was giving me head and bit me so i gave her a podinker in both eyes.

by deeyenda March 9, 2009

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a little pig who doesnt seem to do much more than sit ear junk and play on x-box or something, and yet is still a skinny little bum, and a snot

me: beez Bim, are you EVER going to get off that thing?!?! Mag and i want you to do somethign for us, we think youll like it though
Bimi: GO AWAY!! ::picks up more chips and eats them, finnishing another bag:: WAIT...i need more chips
::mag and i leave room::
Mag: GEEZ!! your brother is SOO annoying!!!...and wtf, is that all he ever does??
me: ya, basically, that and sleep, and lie, hes such a poinker
Mag: ya, i agree....

by kittensk8red April 6, 2005

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padoinker

Wisconsin slang for Male sex organ; penis, dick, cock, peter, Johnson, peterjohnson,

"Think I hooked up with a burner last night, my padoinker is on fire"

"Criiiiipes that swamp donkey from da bar? Loose as a goose but I bet she gives good head"

"Yep. Worth iiiiiiitttt"

"I think you'd lose your padoinker if it wasn't attached to ya"

by Heard that June 18, 2014

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