pudoinker
Look at that fat pudoinker!!!
pudoinker by mike hunt 1234567 August 6, 2011
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Padoinker
Excuse me, do you mind passing me the padoinker so i can put these potatoes on the boil? Many thanks.
Padoinker by TuesdayWinning May 8, 2019
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podinker
when you partake in anal intercourse with a female without using a condom and right before you ejaculate you pull out and shoot it in here eye later causing pink eye.
poinker
a little pig who doesnt seem to do much more than sit ear junk and play on x-box or something, and yet is still a skinny little bum, and a snot
me: beez Bim, are you EVER going to get off that thing?!?! Mag and i want you to do somethign for us, we think youll like it though
Bimi: GO AWAY!! ::picks up more chips and eats them, finnishing another bag:: WAIT...i need more chips
::mag and i leave room::
Mag: GEEZ!! your brother is SOO annoying!!!...and wtf, is that all he ever does??
me: ya, basically, that and sleep, and lie, hes such a poinker
Mag: ya, i agree....
Bimi: GO AWAY!! ::picks up more chips and eats them, finnishing another bag:: WAIT...i need more chips
::mag and i leave room::
Mag: GEEZ!! your brother is SOO annoying!!!...and wtf, is that all he ever does??
me: ya, basically, that and sleep, and lie, hes such a poinker
Mag: ya, i agree....
poinker by kittensk8red April 6, 2005
padoinker
"Think I hooked up with a burner last night, my padoinker is on fire"
"Criiiiipes that swamp donkey from da bar? Loose as a goose but I bet she gives good head"
"Yep. Worth iiiiiiitttt"
"I think you'd lose your padoinker if it wasn't attached to ya"
"Criiiiipes that swamp donkey from da bar? Loose as a goose but I bet she gives good head"
"Yep. Worth iiiiiiitttt"
"I think you'd lose your padoinker if it wasn't attached to ya"
padoinker by Heard that June 18, 2014
poinkers
poinkers by Insert-name May 31, 2018
Pardoinker
One that creates penises for their friends. Mainly gummy edibles. They give them out no matter if anyone ones them.
Pardoinker by Coolwhiplick May 1, 2023
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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