Padoinker
Excuse me, do you mind passing me the padoinker so i can put these potatoes on the boil? Many thanks.
Padoinker by TuesdayWinning May 8, 2019
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padoinker
"Think I hooked up with a burner last night, my padoinker is on fire"
"Criiiiipes that swamp donkey from da bar? Loose as a goose but I bet she gives good head"
"Yep. Worth iiiiiiitttt"
"I think you'd lose your padoinker if it wasn't attached to ya"
"Criiiiipes that swamp donkey from da bar? Loose as a goose but I bet she gives good head"
"Yep. Worth iiiiiiitttt"
"I think you'd lose your padoinker if it wasn't attached to ya"
padoinker by Heard that June 18, 2014
Related Words
padoinker • Pardoinker • pudoinker • Badoinker • Kadoinkers • palinkered • poinker • Padoinka • padunker • podinker
Palinkered
Palinkered by ALCT March 1, 2015
podinker
when you partake in anal intercourse with a female without using a condom and right before you ejaculate you pull out and shoot it in here eye later causing pink eye.
palinkered
Whilst my wife and I managed to get pretty merry in Hungary on Palinker schnapps for the first time, our teenage children coined the phrase Palinkered.
palinkered by jontywalker July 20, 2010
badoinkers
badoinkers by Playa&babaluu July 12, 2009
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