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Purdy's Law 

You can get head from a girl, as long as her tits stick out farther than her stomach. No matter how fat the bitch is.
"Hey Tommy, i heard you got some dome last night. Did she pass Purdy's Law?

ya...fuck you i was really drunk.
Purdy's Law by Missouristate08 August 30, 2009

Purdy's Wharf 

A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".
You should have seen this nasty bitch dawg! You better believe I gave her a Purdy's Wharf!
Purdy's Wharf by barfy April 18, 2005

Paddy's Pub

The Irish pub of South Philadelphia. Paddy's Pub is owned and run by Frank Reynolds, Dennis Reynolds, Sweet Dee Reynolds, Charlie Kelly, and Ronald "Mac" McDonald.
Paddy's Pub is the original home of the kitten mittons.
Paddy's Pub by Viscount Druitt April 16, 2022

Fake Paddy's Day 

The holiday celebrated one or two weeks before St. Patrick's Day (and Spring Break) to allow for maximum participation in group drinking.
Budweiser sells green beer in cans? This is going to be the best Fake Paddy's Day ever!

Puddy Shirt

The typical long sleeve t shirt with writting and logos front, back and on the arms, worn 1 size smaller than normal by younger guys that cant decide if its going to be warm or cold and still want to remain stylish.

An all purpose shirt suitable for casual wear to hitting the clubs.

Chicks dig the Puddy shirt.
"Hey man, what you wearing tonight?"
"I dunno man, probably go with the Puddy shirt!"
Puddy Shirt by Schaeffers KIA June 28, 2018

paddy's law 

"A well-known rule that any reddit thread that becomes large enough will eventually have an American pretending to be Irish." -u/MacHaggis

Americans often like to identify themselves as the nationality of their ancestors despite not having that nationality themselves. They'll claim to be Irish on forums like Reddit, where you expect someone saying they're Irish to be from Ireland.

While interacting with people actually from Ireland, they still claim to be Irish despite having no connection to the country. Usually they cite culture and bloodlines as the justification.
"I'm Irish, which is why I've always wanted to visit Ireland. My great-great grandmother was from Ireland, so I'm both culturally and genetically Irish. I grew up hearing all about Ireland because it's my family's homeland. I've never heard of 'The Troubles' though, is that a new band?"

"As an actual Irish person, you're not Irish, you're American. Paddy's law strikes in every goddamn thread."