pud wacker

A dude who masterbates all the time.

Chad is such a pud wacker.

by iulawboy July 28, 2004

pud wacker

A person who is random. You don't like them and they get offended when called pud wacker

kylersay siyay ayay udpay ackerway.....pud wacker

by Pinny November 25, 2007

pud wacker

a person who makes no sence in what they are saying or does something really dumb, says something really dumb or someone you just dont care for..

Oh My god, that guy is such a pud wacker.

by ProjectRAGE September 21, 2005

pud wacker

matt wacker's cousin

Matt Wacker's cousin Pud is a cob waffler.

by SISTA CATO December 2, 2003

Pud wacker

It is wacking off and hitting you ball sack

He is such a pud wacker

by Tcat7677 May 25, 2022

pudwacker

A man which will do anything for a women he likes and that does not like him back. Buy gifts,do favors,give soul.. etc. without getting anything in return.

Steven: Where is Jeff?
Nick: Oh hes with Laci
Steven: That pudwacker is always with her doing shit for her, is he even getting any game?
Nick: No she has a BF and he dosn't know ... HA!

by Joe Doll April 25, 2005

Sgt. Puddwacker

Any Dick head that puts their rank/ status on their license plate just so EVERYONE can be aware of their current or former status.... real asswipes.

Oh look honey..another Sgt. Puddwacker wants everyone to know she's a Sgt . A Sgt in what ??? Maybe ass play?

by Willie shaverpus July 28, 2023