Guy #1 (high): Bro I'm tripping right now but this word I defined on urban dictionary is fucking funny
Guy #2: This shit doesn't make any sense, you're definitely pube-lishing
Guy #1: Nah you just gotta feel it through the words
Guy #2: This shit doesn't make any sense, you're definitely pube-lishing
Guy #1: Nah you just gotta feel it through the words
by pseudonymous-bosch- June 4, 2018
The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.
Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019
by Brassballsfunkeymonkey August 10, 2017
1. the fresh shavings of a pencil
2. the pubes of a skinny person
*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
2. the pubes of a skinny person
*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up
by angie O edema November 16, 2018
a nougat like substance that forms on ones pubic hair when the substances semen, piss, saliva, sweat, and pubic hair are all found in large quantitys and are in a warm area; pube nougat is highly radioactive and turns the "host" of the nueget homosexual, gothic, or fat.
john got dumped, so he stayed in his room for a week. in this time he soiled himself, mastrabated, somehow sucked his own penis and sweated alot because his heater temporaraly broke therefore developing pube nougat which turned him into justin beiber
by i hate gay people 101 oh yeaaa February 9, 2011
Pube Vision is using the power of the mind to peel back the layers and view the state and style of another's pubic region.
You don't need to have Pube Vision to know that there was no way in hell the curtains match the carpet.
by Discoloration March 1, 2017
“How am I going to finish all my homework tonight, do my laundry AND go to rehearsal in this short amount of time?”
Friend: “I don’t know how to slick a pube. You’ll have to figure that out yourself”
Friend: “I don’t know how to slick a pube. You’ll have to figure that out yourself”
by Expert bra fitter September 25, 2019