Ptolemy

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He has an enormous penis and has all the girls chasing after him because of his raging six pack it feels like a area of mountains on his stomach! Not only does Ptolemy look sexy he sounds acts and smells sexy as well! He has the best personality and has sex with every fit girl walking!

Girl 1: “I wish I was back in Ptolemy’s bed!”

Girl 2: “I’m going there tonight!”
Another 6 girls: “ so are all of us!”

Ptolemy by Tinglewingle54 December 23, 2018

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Ptolemy

He is the sexiest person the world has ever seen, will gain very hot girlfriends and will be faithful to them.

Girl : Have you seen Ptolemy?
Boy : Yea
Girl: He's sooo sexy!
Boy: Errrm, OK.
Girl (Charlotte) : I just wanna kiss him.
Boy ( backing away slowly) : okay...

Ptolemy by charlotteissexy May 28, 2019

Related Words

Ptolemy • Ptolemy Hill • Ptolemy Proctor • Dirty Ptolemy • Ptolemaic Army • Ptolemaic Hoe

Ptolemy

A man who all of the girls like. Like, he is so smart and handsome as well as being the best animator in the world

Damn, Ptolemy is just so hot. He is the best at using ease in and out and the other rules of animation

Ptolemy by Da Animator Boi March 22, 2022

ptolemy

death incarnate. like an evil spirit haunting the world. his eye pierce your soul at all hope is lost he is the last "person" you will ever see. he is the grim reaper

run ptolemy is here

ptolemy by grimdipper69 May 11, 2022

Ptolemy Hill

Big Boi programmer.

"Hey who's the coder"
"Oh, that's just a Ptolemy Hill"

Ptolemy Hill by DefinatlyNotAJelousProgrammer October 18, 2022

Ptolemy Hill

A Big Boi programmer

"Hey, whos the coder"
"Oh, thats just a Ptolemy Hill dude"

Ptolemy Hill by DefinatlyNotAJelousProgrammer October 18, 2022

Ptolemy Proctor

A huge Nonce who loves kids and dresses up as Santa and sticks his dick up their ass for their present

You are a Ptolemy Proctor

Ptolemy Proctor by Ryan 123 December 2, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026