Ptolemy

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He has an enormous penis and has all the girls chasing after him because of his raging six pack it feels like a area of mountains on his stomach! Not only does Ptolemy look sexy he sounds acts and smells sexy as well! He has the best personality and has sex with every fit girl walking!

Girl 1: “I wish I was back in Ptolemy’s bed!”

Girl 2: “I’m going there tonight!”
Another 6 girls: “ so are all of us!”

Ptolemy by Tinglewingle54 December 23, 2018

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Ptolemy

He is the sexiest person the world has ever seen, will gain very hot girlfriends and will be faithful to them.

Girl : Have you seen Ptolemy?
Boy : Yea
Girl: He's sooo sexy!
Boy: Errrm, OK.
Girl (Charlotte) : I just wanna kiss him.
Boy ( backing away slowly) : okay...

Ptolemy by charlotteissexy May 28, 2019

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Ptolemy

A man who all of the girls like. Like, he is so smart and handsome as well as being the best animator in the world

Damn, Ptolemy is just so hot. He is the best at using ease in and out and the other rules of animation

Ptolemy by Da Animator Boi March 22, 2022

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ptolemy

death incarnate. like an evil spirit haunting the world. his eye pierce your soul at all hope is lost he is the last "person" you will ever see. he is the grim reaper

run ptolemy is here

ptolemy by grimdipper69 May 11, 2022

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Ptolemy Hill

Big Boi programmer.

"Hey who's the coder"
"Oh, that's just a Ptolemy Hill"

Ptolemy Hill by DefinatlyNotAJelousProgrammer October 18, 2022

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Ptolemy Hill

A Big Boi programmer

"Hey, whos the coder"
"Oh, thats just a Ptolemy Hill dude"

Ptolemy Hill by DefinatlyNotAJelousProgrammer October 18, 2022

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Ptolemy Proctor

A huge Nonce who loves kids and dresses up as Santa and sticks his dick up their ass for their present

You are a Ptolemy Proctor

Ptolemy Proctor by Ryan 123 December 2, 2022

fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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