ISS - Internet Search Psychosis
Fundamental derangement of the mind characterized by defective or lost contact with reality especially as evidenced by delusions, hallucinations, and disorganized speech and behavior onset by Internet searching. Subject will conclude search results and the people, places and things within the results are linked. While in reality these findings are largely due to coincidences, not to be confused with coincidencialism
“It says Nancy Smith is 35 years old from California, it must be my long lost aunt Nancy Smith.”
Fundamental derangement of the mind characterized by defective or lost contact with reality especially as evidenced by delusions, hallucinations, and disorganized speech and behavior onset by Internet searching. Subject will conclude search results and the people, places and things within the results are linked. While in reality these findings are largely due to coincidences, not to be confused with coincidencialism
“It says Nancy Smith is 35 years old from California, it must be my long lost aunt Nancy Smith.”
He must have Internet Search Psychosis, he thinks every time someone says his name on Twitter that they're speaking to him directly.
by Q. Seyes September 16, 2011
by UrbanDefinitionMaker January 4, 2022
A state of being induced by the contemporary condition of the Industrial Age – itself a disturbing pathology. Post Industrial Psychosis is characterised by a sustained dissociation from the dominant social paradigm normalised by modern industrial society. Post Industrial Psychotics often suffer extreme sensations of alienation and marginalisation from the world in which they live. However, upon determining to embrace their psychosis, sufferers will often experience a breakthrough wherein the greater universal and eternal truths of the cycles of nature and the animal fact of our being are realised and celebrated. A myopic preoccupation with sense of entitlement and concern with capital are replaced with deep acknowledgement of integral responsibility to ones place in the symbiotic schema of chaos and existence.
Post Industrial Psychosis can be characterised by some or all of the following: suddenly quitting a stable job to explore the creative self; leaving a known and established home to live in a place where the language and people are foreign to the world you once knew; a burning desire to grow your own vegies and feed the ones you love; embracing the medicines of nature and other cultures; a thirst for intoxication and at times dependence on state-altering substances; conversely, a determination to live as cleanly and with as much clarity and grounding as possible; uncharacteristic adventures to foreign countries; impulsive bouts of political action and interest; opening one's heart to spiritual ways and waves; adamant desire to locate purpose and path; overwhelming obsession with the potential of community; conscious nurturing of the creative mind; self-responsibility for the impact of one's formative years and ancestral baggage; uncanny experience of synchronicity in daily life; refining one's relationship with instinct; celebration of movement...
"Maybe your suffering from Post -Industrial Psychosis?"
"I think my daughter is showing symptoms of Post -Industrial Psychosis."
"The womens post-industrial psychosis began to filter into her every moment of every day; until one day; she impulsively quit her job as a bank teller and decided to travel the world in search of her ancestors and her purpose."
"Maybe your suffering from Post -Industrial Psychosis?"
"I think my daughter is showing symptoms of Post -Industrial Psychosis."
"The womens post-industrial psychosis began to filter into her every moment of every day; until one day; she impulsively quit her job as a bank teller and decided to travel the world in search of her ancestors and her purpose."
by Citizens of Elysium August 18, 2011
Mass formation psychosis-is anyone who took the jab(s) out of shear stupdity and fear of the Chinavirus instigated and perpetuated by the Biden regime and the Democratic Party, CDC, FDA, WHO, WEF, and the NWO.
These people are usaully easy to identity, they are the ones wearing the brain damaging masks everywhere, especially the ones that are wearing a mask by themselves in a car or lined up for blocks in freezing cold weather to get a fake test or a fake vaccine or both.
Stay away from these dumb masses, they are dangerously stupid and under total mind control, and by definition are no longer human due to concoction they aloud themselves to be injected with.
These people are usaully easy to identity, they are the ones wearing the brain damaging masks everywhere, especially the ones that are wearing a mask by themselves in a car or lined up for blocks in freezing cold weather to get a fake test or a fake vaccine or both.
Stay away from these dumb masses, they are dangerously stupid and under total mind control, and by definition are no longer human due to concoction they aloud themselves to be injected with.
by Jonmonster January 5, 2022
A situation where every fucking person ends up losing their mind because one person continuously whines about unchangeable life circumstances or topics forever, so it spreads like a disease into the general majority of people's lives, forever fucking them up in the head. Toxic and unstoppable.
Example 1: Betty from down the lane gets drunk and forgets what happened on night xyz, and confusingly talks about it to other people they trust as a way of getting personal counseling. Said people are not counselors and think what would be the logical way of figuring out said complication, but want to be there for them as a good friend anyways. Betty from down the lane continues to whine and complain forever and ever, thereby making a crap ton of people pissed off or psychotic just because they care for their well-being. The result is almost strategic in nature.
"Mass Formation Psychosis"
"Mass Formation Psychosis"
by BWitched January 9, 2022
The phenomenon in which a person begins to see the cold, the snow and the gray sky as beautiful. Often they will describe the cold as "invigorating", the snow as "crystal blue" and the frigid season as "cozy". The use of these descriptors for the early months of the year is, in fact, diagnostic for this malady. The only effective treatment is a move to a warmer clime.
Lesley (euphorically giggling) "I love the crunch of the crystal blue snow under my feet when I walk to my car. The season is so invigorating! Tonight I want to stay in and make cocoa for the whole neighborhood!"
"That's it. You have to see a professional. You have winter wonderland psychosis."
"That's it. You have to see a professional. You have winter wonderland psychosis."
by Cirdellin January 18, 2010
The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.
by pixelfingers February 22, 2016