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psychic stalker 

A psychic stalker is someone who stalks you in the psychic realm. They cast spells to help their ghosts follow you around everywhere you go. They can see out of your eyes, and they never leave you alone. Not even in your sleep. They even stalk you in your dreams. They hear what you hear, see what you see, smell what you smell, and taste what you taste.
Psychic Stalker: That thing in front of you, I can see it.
Tony: What? How can you see that if your not even anywhere near me?
Psychic Stalker: I'm calling the cops
Tony: You don't want me to know how you obtained your powers.
Psychic Stalker: That's right, and you'll never find out.
psychic stalker by Anthony Wheeler October 11, 2007
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Psychic Stalker 

A psychic stalker is basically a remote viewer or psychic spy that uses their psychic abilities to stalk you , they have the ability to see so vividly through your eyes that they could describe your exact surroundings,some also possess telepathic abilities,the ability to read anothers thoughts, psychic stalkers/psychic spies/remote viewers will sometimes use your Social Media account information to find out your exact location so they can move to your area to stalk you and interact with you physically while remotely viewing or spying on you and sometimes they will watch you behind closed doors and observe you for some time and will sometimes use personal information that they gathered through spying on you against you,this is why we must be careful in this time of Social Media because some people do possess these abilities and will use them for malicious purposes
Remote Viewing is a real thing(speaking from experience,)and intelligence agencies (CIA)have used it in field operations
sound like science fiction? research "Project Grill Flame"
"I was psychically stalked and remote viewed by both Septeena and Hastings Muchunga,fucking psychic stalkers"
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